150+ Taco Puns and Jokes That Are Nacho Average Jokes

Tacos aren’t just food—they’re a way of life! Whether you’re a die-hard Taco Tuesday fan or just someone who loves a good pun, this collection of 150+ taco puns and jokes is guaranteed to spice up your day. From hilarious one-liners and Instagram captions to knock-knock jokes and holiday-themed taco humor, we’ve got every kind of taco-related laugh you need. Whether you prefer soft shell or hard shell, love a good Taylor Swift taco pun, or need kid-friendly jokes for your little taco lovers, this article has it all. Plus, if you’ve ever wondered, “What does TACO stand for?”—we’ve got some creative answers for that too! So, grab your guac, get comfy, and let’s taco ‘bout some seriously nacho-average jokes that will leave you craving both laughs and tacos!

Short One-Liner Taco Puns

1. Taco ‘bout delicious!
2. You guac my world.
3. I’m all about that taco life.
4. Lettuce taco ‘bout it.
5. You had me at tacos.
6. Taco dirty to me.
7. Tacos are my love language.
8. Holy guacamole, these tacos are good!
9. I’m nacho average taco lover.
10. I shell always love tacos.

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Taco Puns for Instagram

1. Taco Tuesday is my religion.
2. Guac and roll, baby!
3. Tacos are cheaper than therapy.
4. Shell yeah, it’s taco time!
5. Eat tacos, stay happy.
6. Just a taco addict in a nacho world.
7. No one stacks up to tacos.
8. Why have abs when you can have tacos?
9. In a serious relationship with tacos.
10. Life happens, tacos help.

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Taco Puns Reddit

1. I’m just here for the tacos.
2. This is nacho problem—it’s mine.
3. Tacos: the only triangles I trust.
4. Taco ‘bout a good time!
5. Don’t go bacon my taco-loving heart.
6. You had me at extra guac.
7. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho friend.
8. Keep calm and eat tacos.
9. This taco is mexcellent!
10. Nacho average meme, just taco puns.

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Taco Puns Captions

1. Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.
2. You can’t make everyone happy… unless you have tacos.
3. Tacos are the real MVP.
4. Tacos: better than love.
5. All I need is love… and tacos.
6. A taco a day keeps the sadness away.
7. Guac my world with extra tacos.
8. Who needs a soulmate when you have tacos?
9. Relationship status: tacos.
10. Love me like you love tacos.

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Taco Puns Names

1. Taco Belle
2. Guac ‘n’ Roll
3. The Crunchwrap King
4. Sir Tacos-a-Lot
5. Shell Shocked
6. Nacho Mama’s Tacos
7. Tacomaniac
8. The Guac Stop
9. Holy Guacamole
10. Tacosaurus Rex

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Cute One-Liner Taco Puns

1. Life’s better with tacos.
2. Tacos make everything better.
3. You are spec-taco-lar!
4. All you need is tacos and sunshine.
5. I’m on a taco cleanse.
6. Tacos are the key to happiness.
7. I’d rather eat tacos than talk to people.
8. Let’s taco ‘bout love!
9. Just a taco away from happiness.
10. Stay crunchy, my friend.

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Love Taco Puns

1. You’re the cheese to my taco.
2. Let’s taco ‘bout our love.
3. I love you more than tacos… almost.
4. Our love is spicy like salsa.
5. You stole a pizza my heart, but tacos got the rest.
6. Love is sharing your tacos.
7. I want to guac and roll with you forever.
8. Our love is nacho ordinary love.
9. You had me at taco.
10. Taco ‘bout true love!

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Clean Taco Jokes for Kids

1. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salsa!
2. What do tacos say on a cold day? Brrr-itto!
3. What do you call a sleeping taco? A snore-rito!
4. Why do tacos never get lost? Because they always stick together!
5. What’s a taco’s favorite dance? The salsa!
6. What do you call a taco that’s gone bad? A moldy tortilla!
7. How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray!
8. What’s a taco’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
9. Why don’t tacos ever play hide and seek? Because they always spill the beans!
10. What do tacos do at parties? They shell-abrate!

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Taylor Swift Taco Puns

1. You belong with mi (taco).
2. We are never ever eating tacos apart.
3. Shake it off… and pass the tacos!
4. Tacos never go out of style.
5. Teardrops on my taco.
6. All too well-seasoned.
7. Blank space, but fill it with tacos.
8. Look what you made me chew.
9. I knew you were hungry when you walked in.
10. Enchanted to eat tacos with you.

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What Does TACO Stand For?

• Tasty And Crunchy Option
• Totally Awesome Cheesy Offering
• The Absolute Crunchy Overload
• Tortilla Always Comes Out delicious
• Taco Addicts Can’t Object

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Dirty Taco Jokes for Adults

1. Tacos are like relationships—best when hot and spicy.
2. Is it hot in here, or is it just my salsa?
3. Tacos are like exes—messy, but you keep going back.
4. You can’t spell romance without tacos.
5. You had me at extra meat.
6. Tacos and tequila make bad decisions.
7. My love for tacos is hard and soft at the same time.
8. I like my tacos like I like my lovers—spicy and full of flavor.
9. Tacos: the best thing to put in your mouth.
10. I taco my love life very seriously.

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Christmas Taco Jokes

1. All I want for Christmas is tacos!
2. Jingle shells, jingle shells, taco all the way!
3. Feliz Navi-taco!
4. I’m dreaming of a crunchy Christmas.
5. Taco the halls with extra guac.
6. Santa’s sleigh runs on tacos.
7. Have yourself a merry little taco.
8. What’s Santa’s favorite food? Chimichangas!
9. You can’t spell Christmas without “crispy tacos.”
10. Eat, drink, and taco on!

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Funny Taco Tuesday Jokes

1. Why did the tortilla chip go to Taco Tuesday? It was nacho average day!
2. What’s the best day of the week? Taco Tuesday!
3. Why do tacos always win arguments? Because they have all the layers!
4. What do tacos do after school? Extra crunch-icular activities!
5. Why are tacos so good at math? They know how to divide the guac.
6. How do you fix a broken taco? With some queso glue!
7. What do tacos call their friends? Shell-mates!
8. What do you get when you cross a taco and a detective? Sherlock Jalapeño!
9. What’s a taco’s favorite game? Hide and pico!
10. How do tacos like their news? Well-seasoned!

Soft and Hard Shell Taco Jokes

1. Why did the soft taco break up with the hard shell taco? It couldn’t handle the crunch!
2. What do you call a hard shell taco that’s gone soft? A wrap in disguise!
3. Why don’t soft shell tacos fight? They just roll with it.
4. Hard shell tacos have a tough exterior, but they’re soft inside!
5. What’s a soft taco’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Deep!”
6. Why was the hard shell taco so confident? Because it had a solid foundation!
7. The soft taco was jealous of the hard shell… but it didn’t want to be salty.
8. Why did the soft taco bring a blanket? It wanted to stay warm!
9. When hard shell tacos get scared, they just crack under pressure.
10. Hard shell tacos are great, but soft tacos are always a wrap-star!

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Knock-Knock Taco Jokes

1. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Taco.
   • Taco who?
   • Taco ‘bout delicious!
2. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Lettuce.
   • Lettuce who?
   • Lettuce taco ‘bout how amazing you are!
3. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Guac.
   • Guac who?
   • Guac and roll, my friend!
4. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Nacho.
   • Nacho who?
   • Nacho business, but I love tacos!
5. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Salsa.
   • Salsa who?
   • Salsa you later with more tacos!
6. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Tortilla.
   • Tortilla who?
   • Tortilla you the truth, I love tacos!
7. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Burrito.
   • Burrito who?
   • Burrito be nice if we shared some tacos!
8. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Cheese.
   • Cheese who?
   • Cheese the best part of a taco!
9. Knock-knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Jalapeño.
   • Jalapeño who?
   • Jalapeño tacos are the best!
10. Knock-knock.

• Who’s there?
• Tuesday.
• Tuesday who?
• Tuesday is for tacos, duh!