220+ Planet Puns and Jokes That Are Clever

Reddit-Style Puns

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

One-Liner Puns

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

Reddit-Style Puns

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

One-Liner Puns

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

Reddit-Style Puns

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

One-Liner Puns

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!

Reddit-Style Puns

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

One-Liner Puns

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!